swahilian

swahilian- being so incredibly bad at everything you do that while in game, on call with the bois in discord you get body shamed and called racial slurs along with....swahilian

jackiebalsa- "omg this kid is so bad" "he sounds like an airplane engine"
jdgrechio- "he is actually so swahilian. more swahilian than a swahili from the motherland"
pong- "nigganigganigganigganigganigganigga"

swahilian by lolTtIaAcGoO March 9, 2022

Swahilian Backslap

swah-hee-lee-an bak-slap When receiving oral while standing, right before ejaculating, the person receiving oral defecates on their hand, and proceeds to slap it on the back of the person who is giving the oral.

Lilly: "So like omg, i was giving head to Billy and right before he came he took a shit in his hand and slapped it on my back!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"

Swahilian Backslap by crumble cakes September 24, 2010

Swahilian reach around 

When you and your partner face back to back (butt to butt) and get as many hands in as many things as possible and hop around on the spot in a circle

she gives the best Swahilian reach around... altho we fell over and cum on the dog

Swahilian reach around by Poojinky January 9, 2015

Swahilian Mouthpiece 

The act of using one of your fingers, swabbing the inside of your belly button, then giving someone a fishhook with the same finger. Tasty treat.

Rob: "Dude play with your belly button then smell it."
Vance: "Dude thats brutal.. watch this.."
*Vance gives Shane a Swahilian mouthpiece*
Shane: "Dude.. that tastes like Chinese food... :("

Swahilian Mouthpiece by Rob Lowell February 2, 2007

Swahilian Helicopter 

When an African Midget is performing the splits, and is placed on top of a fully erected male penis, then spun in vicious circles. "Weeeeeee!!!"

"I was totally bustin' a swahilian helicopter last night with Chief Wanfa Subi, and he got sick as well as my wiener twisting into a meaty twizzler.

Swahilian Helicopter by DJ Steez January 21, 2009

swahili death hammer 

Giant size penis that causes massive destruction to the swahili death hammer sleave

His swahili death hammer made her cry after just the tip was in.

swahili death hammer by the delereus November 15, 2013

Rotten Swahili 

A Rotten Swahili is when you go down on a nersy chick and based on the smell an/or foreign pubic hair in her vaginal region you can extrapolate that she is in fact a mudshark.

You totally deserve the rotten swahili that my mom gave you the other night bro.

Rotten Swahili by Ranchgirls February 5, 2021