Big lad 1 : I stifted my girlfriend last night she can’t sit down now
Homosexual male : I wish someone would stift me tonight
Homosexual male : I wish someone would stift me tonight
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Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
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The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
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"Hey, did you see that picture of the child with Progeria on your news feed?"
"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."
"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."
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*A bool is a true or false binary value in programming languages such as C#, HTML, etc.
*A bool is a true or false binary value in programming languages such as C#, HTML, etc.
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