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An erection on a 50 year old man. Combination of the words "fifty' and "stiffy". stiffy erection

A discussion among friends about the pros and cons of turning the big 5-0 produced this term.
Steve may be half a century old, but he can still give his wife the ol' stifty.
stifty by JGPresley December 28, 2010
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stiffy flapping 

Combining Viagra and Redbul and having sex in order to increase intensity and the length of sexual encounters.
That girls walking like she was stiffy flapping all night last night.
stiffy flapping by JakeMontana February 12, 2017
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blicky got the stiffy 

A handgun with an extended clip. Blicky is New York slang for a handgun, Stiffy is New York slang for an extended clip.
"Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh" -6IX9INE
blicky got the stiffy by xxbkytz January 26, 2018

swifty mc vay 

Swifty Mc Vay aka Ondre Moore is a D12 member who is well known on the Detroit scene for his incisive lyrics and his offensive attitude as a rapper. Dropping lyrical grenades, he possesses a real good potential as an artist. He chose his nickname because of Okhlahoma bomber Timothy Mc Veigh.

He joined the D12 group according to his friend RIP Bugz' will.

He first collaborated with local emcees from Raw Collection.

Besides his collective work with D12, Swifty Mc Vay released the Grenade Pins mixtape in 2003 in collaboration with Raw Collection and then formed Da Fyre Department with some fellow emcees from 7 Mile. His Forest Fyres mixtape, a lyrical masterpiece, came out in 2005.

Some of Swifty Mc Vay's Under The Influence lyrics:
I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
swifty mc vay by Isabelle Esling October 29, 2007
something that is so wickedly awesomely amazingly cool to the 100th power that it can not be described be either spiffy or nifty alone.
Pandy's P!ATD hoodie is insanely spifty.
spifty by peterick_x_core January 4, 2007

a stiffy 

he had a stiffy
a stiffy by boxcutter014 February 12, 2018

shifty willis 

an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.

the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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