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Sesh Snake 

A so called “friend” who says that they cannot come out and “sesh”, yet proceeds to go out anyway, (most likely with a different group of friends). This behaviour is “snakey” and therefore the perpetrator is known as a “sesh snake”.
“Will is a right sesh snake! He said he wasn’t going to go out yet he woke up with sick in his sink and had no memory of his night.
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A musician who frequents music sessions; can refer to either a studio musician or a jam session enthusiast.
Steve is a total seshie! I see him at all our monthly jams!
seshie by Seshie February 21, 2017

jerk sesh 

slang for jerk-off session: the event; past, present, or future; where a male has allotted himself several minutes to several hours for nothing other than private, uninterrupted masturbation. A jerk sesh is typically accompanied by one or several forms of visually stimulating material i.e. internet pornography, magazines, movies, etc.
"Goodnight fellas. I'm gonna get in a quick jerk sesh then its off to bed..."
jerk sesh by Ladies got the ERJ December 26, 2011
When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.
Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.
SMESH by ggnorethx October 22, 2018

Sesh-head 

A mad lad usually at a rave with a jaegerbomb and bottle of vodka in his/her hand, usually take pills or various other drugs such as cocaine or ketamine
Zac loves the sesh the sesh loves Zac. He’s such a sesh-head
Sesh-head by Zacster123 February 24, 2019

Choke Sesh

The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.
Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.

Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.

Janine:You right, you right
Choke Sesh by Rae$ February 7, 2017
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