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It’s simplest when a girl is on her period
Boyfriend: why are you all mad all of a sudden

Girlfriend: because I’m on my monthly
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Monthly Listeners

An excuse KSI uses against people who call his music shit
Guy: Ur music is shit
Ksi: Lets see ur monthly listeners then
Monthly Listeners by ChinkyCurry August 2, 2020

monthly nut

An individual's fixed monthly expenses, such as rent, utilities, cell phone, Internet access, car payments, car insurance, etc. These are the bills you have to pay regardless of what you do in a particular month. Can also be used more generally to describe one's monthly expenses, regardless of whether they are fixed or variable.
If I'm going to make a living as a jazz trombonist I have to keep my monthly nut small.
monthly nut by monkey1235 May 28, 2013

Monthly Tugboat 

A term used to describe Welfare and Social security checks that arrive monthly. Notably used by Christian Weston Chandler.
I've got to wait until the 3rd before my monthly tugboat comes in so I can buy me a bunch of Oreos and weed. I sure love not working.
Monthly Tugboat by PotSton December 6, 2010

monthly gift 

Period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.

Go swimming!!! Boy, you crazy, I've got my monthly gift at the moment..
monthly gift by a,men April 1, 2009

Monthly Hindu 

See also; Monthly Indian.
When a woman drips menstrual blood on another person's forehead. Usually for revenge.
I fell asleep without doing anything I told my mom I would do so she gave me the Monthly Hindu to wake me up :(
I still have some sauce in my ear..
Monthly Hindu by D.ryer June 6, 2011

Monthly Gift 

The monthly period. Menses. The red gift box delivered to women every month by Mother Nature.
Mother Nature delivered my monthly gift last night.
Monthly Gift by shellbell2234 March 11, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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