Rae$'s definitions

Choke Sesh

The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.

Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.

Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.

Janine:You right, you right

by Rae$ February 7, 2017

Roll Mole

A mole that sticks off of the skin that looks as thought it will just "roll" off of the person if someone gently massages the mole in a circular motion. Roll moles are very unattractive, and tend to appear on old people- especially in the neck area. Roll moles are a distant relative to skin tags.

Person 1: "Did you see that roll mole on that bitch?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. It seriously looks like it is going to just roll off of her neck!"

Person 1: "For real! You couldn't pay me enough to massage that shit!"

by Rae$ December 11, 2016

Nipaholic

Someone addicted to playing with their own nipples

Sally "My nips are rubbed raw and bleeding"

Tina "I'm telling you, girl. I think you're a nipaholic"

Sally "Maybe I should find a support group..."

by Rae$ September 7, 2013

Brown Moment

When someone sharts in excitement while eating tacos.

Brooke:"Dude, you look uncomfortable.."

A.J. : "I had a brown moment.."

by Rae$ February 16, 2017

Berty

The alcoholic demon that possesses Rebeccah when she drinks too much. This alter ego gives no fucks. Berty will dance, laugh,talk to strangers and make you brush her hair, but she will steal your heart with her punny jokes. Berty will also leave behind a maroon jenky comb, which is said to represent the soul of the once innocent "Rebeccah". Berty also likes to do the cupid shuffle and sit on fully loaded pistols. Although a demon, Berty means well, but beware: Berty is like a gremlin: Do not feed or water after midnight.

Brooke: "Is that Rebeccah or Berty?"

Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."

Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"

by Rae$ December 11, 2016

Netflix

Hulu's dirty little cousin

Alex:"Netflix is like Hulu's dirty little cousin."

Rae:"Yeah, I totally agree. Netflix is like that family member everyone dodges at family reuinuons because they're full of trash"

by Rae$ January 7, 2017

Diarrhea lips

A condition in which someone talks so much shit, that it's like they have diarrhea of the mouth. They also have a permanent smudge of diarrhea on their lip.

Jim: "Jake talks so much shit"

Mike: "Yeah he does, he has diarrhea lips, dude"

Jim: "Yeah, seems uncontrollable to me!"

by Rae$ March 3, 2014