A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.
Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
by Rae$ January 11, 2020
A woman with a handshake stronger than most men. Women with a manshake should not be crossed lightly, as they take no shit, and they probably have more balls than the average men. Women who have a manshake have great character, and are going places.
John:Damn, did she shake your hand?
Chad:Yeah, I made the mistake of being a wet noodle. That woman has a manshake.
John:Yeah, that woman is going places.
Chad:Yeah, I made the mistake of being a wet noodle. That woman has a manshake.
John:Yeah, that woman is going places.
by Rae$ February 08, 2017
When you get so angry, you summon the demon known as your period. This, in return, makes you more angry so you lose your cool in Walmart, and then a Walmart employee apologizes for your shitty day. To avoid the anger bleeds, smoke a fuckton of weed.
by Rae$ April 06, 2017
When you're having sex with a guy and you randomly sing "Jason Derulo" loud enough for your roommate to hear so she doesn't feel lonely. Singing Jason Derulo's name also confuses the said sex partner into automatic orgasm.
Brooke : "I Derulo'd him so hard last night"
Rae:"I know, thank you for thinking of me. Glad you got some, though."
Rae:"I know, thank you for thinking of me. Glad you got some, though."
by Rae$ December 21, 2016
Alex: "Netflix is Hulu's dirty little cousin"
Rae:"Netflix is definitely that family member that you dodge at family events"
Rae:"Netflix is definitely that family member that you dodge at family events"
by Rae$ December 28, 2016
Alex:"Netflix is like Hulu's dirty little cousin."
Rae:"Yeah, I totally agree. Netflix is like that family member everyone dodges at family reuinuons because they're full of trash"
Rae:"Yeah, I totally agree. Netflix is like that family member everyone dodges at family reuinuons because they're full of trash"
by Rae$ December 22, 2016
The alcoholic demon that possesses Rebeccah when she drinks too much. This alter ego gives no fucks. Berty will dance, laugh,talk to strangers and make you brush her hair, but she will steal your heart with her punny jokes. Berty will also leave behind a maroon jenky comb, which is said to represent the soul of the once innocent "Rebeccah". Berty also likes to do the cupid shuffle and sit on fully loaded pistols. Although a demon, Berty means well, but beware: Berty is like a gremlin: Do not feed or water after midnight.
Brooke: "Is that Rebeccah or Berty?"
Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."
Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"
Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."
Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"
by Rae$ December 11, 2016