Starjacking 

Using the free Starbucks coffee house wireless internet access without going inside the store to order coffee.

I drove my car to Starbucks, pulled into a parking spot up front, kept the motor running, whipped out my laptop and did some starjacking. I emailed all my friends for free!

Starjacking by Robin McCasland June 12, 2007

Starbucking 

The act of Starbucking refers to the mass global-organising of certain shops or products appearing everywhere in daily life. For example, Local pubs in England have followed almost the same trend due to the Government changing their appearence and interiors, making them identical to other pubs.

*5 friends enter a pub after coming from another pub*

Oliver: "I'm feeling Deja-vu"
Peter: "This looks exactly the same as the last one!"
Steven: "What did I say? Starbucking, It's happening everywhere, Man!"

Starbucking by Gary King, of the Humans September 7, 2013

Sharkjacking 

An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.

This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.

"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise

Sharkjacking by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006

starbucking 

Yet another example of noun verbing, starbucking describes an action anciently known as "going out for coffee".
The verb probably originates from some shopping-mall in Seattle, but is now widely used around the world, in the most diverse places, though almost always by college educated twenty somethings who are always broke but don't mind paying fortunes for useful things like coffee and white mp3 players.

Starbucking: Like, when I was in Beijing, I so totally starbucked in the Forbidden City.

starbucking by Onigiri December 19, 2005

starlicking 

performing a rimjob (the star being the little brown round winking at you)

the only uniform resume requirement for all customer service positions at bestbuy.

hey homo, quit your starlicking and put this worthless POS dvd player into permanent irretrievable orbit and gimme my god damn money back.

starlicking by Scottee Mac November 1, 2005

Starbucking 

The practice of airline customers who have only 5 minutes to make their flight on the other side of the airport, but yet still feel the need to stop at Starbucks (or another coffee counter) for a latte which results in either A) delaying a flight full of customers or B) the "Starbucker" yelling at the gate agent when he/she arrives at the gate and finds out his flight left 5 minutes ago.2

The idiot missed Flight 69 to Hawaii because he was starbucking. Came running up with that big latte and yelled at me because I let the plane depart without him.

Starbucking by EWR CNX January 11, 2010

starfucking 

Slightly raunchier synonym for namedropping.

If you want to indulge in starfucking with Washington insiders, Washington Wizards games are where it's at.

starfucking by ilk June 3, 2004