Starjacker 

Someone who steals your Starbucks coffee when you are recieving the drink at the pick-up line. Mostly harmless, but very annoying.

Some random Starjacker just stole my grande double shot Java Chip frappucino and went off with it, that bastard!

Starjacker by SexyChocolate April 4, 2008

Starbucker 

A person that sits inside of a Starbucks and is there only to look intelligent or stylish.

These people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don't even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.

How to spot a Starbuker:

After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.

This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:

-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic" work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.

Jane is such a Starbucker; she will sit in the Starbucks lougne for 2 hours with her Macintosh laptop while listening to NPR radio.

Starbucker by TechnoFan21 July 22, 2009

Snapjacker 

n. Someone who intrudes upon, invades or disrupts - often covertly - the photograph of another. Snapjacking can be accomplished by facial expressions, hand signs or gestures, and in certain cases, handwritten signs.

See photobomber, photobombing

Nice vacation pics.

- Yeah, but some snapjacker ruined my two best ones. Fucker.

Snapjacker by toomuchflystyles July 14, 2011

The Original Starwalker

The Original Starwalker

These birds are pissing me off
I am the original Starwalker

The Original Starwalker by ccunit October 17, 2021

starfucker 

A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.

Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.

starfucker by A.M. April 17, 2005

starwanker 

Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.

"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."

starwanker by dw8177 June 20, 2017

Starfucker 

Woman or man who prides themselves on sleeping with someone of fame. In turn they believe that they too have the same self importance.

Olga Fonda is a starfucker and a woman linked to Guy Ritchie, Ben Stiller, Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn and many more. By sleeping with them she believes she too is a star.

Starfucker by tylerdirtyden January 14, 2011