squinis 

a squid penis.

came to life because of the manga for splatoon, where squinis is often shown.

“lemme slurp that squinis”

squinis by squinis June 29, 2019

Squinis 

A square penis.
A squinis can only fit inside of a squagina (square vagina)

Dude, Jill told me Brendan has a squinis, so they couldnt bang!

Because of her squagina, Linda Tripp imports only squinis.

Squinis by Linda Tripp April 5, 2011

Safety squints 

When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.

OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!

Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee

Safety squints by captain longdong December 1, 2020

Squints Charming

A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming


2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

Squints Charming by pinkshoes February 5, 2009

squintsquirt

Masturbating over porn on a mobile phone.

Dude, that wank was terrible last night. My computer was broken so I had a squintsquirt instead. Think I strained my eyes.

squintsquirt by tennisson May 16, 2011

Squigish 

To the Max to the extreme times ten can be either used in good or bad situations. (This word depends on your tone of voice on how its said) This word also can also be used as a substitute word,

Good Example: That Ice Cream is the squigish!
Bad Example: Dude, that throw was so Squigish!(Throwing a ball)

Substitute Exmaple: That person was so (funny)squigish.
Take out the word funny and put in squigish

Squigish by Markypu October 5, 2006

Squidish 

The act of being lazy and/or Slow. Very dull and plain Personality.

Look at him he's acting kinda Squidish eh?

Squidish by StRaFe HD June 18, 2011