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Squidism 

The religion when the holy go the squid came to life and brought the universe with him. He farted out the earth and we all came along with him. the sun is actually the home of the squid. The squid is inter galactic and one day will come back to earth bringing Harry Potter with him. He will shrink and come to live in the sea, eating any unsuspecting sharks. ALL HAIL THE GREAT SQUID!!!
Welcome to the best religion in the world, squidism!!!
Squidism by Lynkislynk May 7, 2018
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Squidish 

The act of being lazy and/or Slow. Very dull and plain Personality.
Look at him he's acting kinda Squidish eh?
Squidish by StRaFe HD June 18, 2011
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Squidishh 

It’s far past scared or terrified it’s even worst it’s SQUIDISHH.
I was on a night walk when and old man approached me and tried to touch me I was squidishh
Squidishh by GRACE THE GAEEEE October 29, 2018

squidish 

as to or pertaining to a squid
mike said wow that calamari is squidish!
squidish by gf of creator March 24, 2010

Squidish 

Used to define something that you really can't understand.
"I will never understand Japanese, it's all just squidish to me."
Squidish by Arwid April 24, 2017

squinisman 

a person who has a square dick (a dick that is as long as it is wide) also known as a squinis.
Rebel has a 1 inch squinis. He's a squinisman.
squinisman by LaZer_GeN0CiDE August 30, 2012

Squidish 

Evasive, elusive,

hard to capture.

(Similar to skittish)
I want to fall in love
yet I am very squidish.
Squidish by Ashen Shugar August 10, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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