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Squidism 

The religion when the holy go the squid came to life and brought the universe with him. He farted out the earth and we all came along with him. the sun is actually the home of the squid. The squid is inter galactic and one day will come back to earth bringing Harry Potter with him. He will shrink and come to live in the sea, eating any unsuspecting sharks. ALL HAIL THE GREAT SQUID!!!
Welcome to the best religion in the world, squidism!!!
Squidism by Lynkislynk May 7, 2018
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Squidish 

The act of being lazy and/or Slow. Very dull and plain Personality.
Look at him he's acting kinda Squidish eh?
Squidish by StRaFe HD June 18, 2011
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Squidishh 

It’s far past scared or terrified it’s even worst it’s SQUIDISHH.
I was on a night walk when and old man approached me and tried to touch me I was squidishh
Squidishh by GRACE THE GAEEEE October 29, 2018

squidish 

as to or pertaining to a squid
mike said wow that calamari is squidish!
squidish by gf of creator March 24, 2010

Squidish 

Used to define something that you really can't understand.
"I will never understand Japanese, it's all just squidish to me."
Squidish by Arwid April 24, 2017

squinisman 

a person who has a square dick (a dick that is as long as it is wide) also known as a squinis.
Rebel has a 1 inch squinis. He's a squinisman.
squinisman by LaZer_GeN0CiDE August 30, 2012

Squidish 

Evasive, elusive,

hard to capture.

(Similar to skittish)
I want to fall in love
yet I am very squidish.
Squidish by Ashen Shugar August 10, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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