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Dude, Jill told me Brendan has a squinis, so they couldnt bang!
Because of her squagina, Linda Tripp imports only squinis.
Because of her squagina, Linda Tripp imports only squinis.
Squinis by Linda Tripp April 5, 2011
Safety squints
When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.
OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!
Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee
Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee
Safety squints by captain longdong December 1, 2020
Squints Charming
A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.
1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming
2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming
2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming
Squints Charming by pinkshoes February 5, 2009
squintsquirt
Dude, that wank was terrible last night. My computer was broken so I had a squintsquirt instead. Think I strained my eyes.
squintsquirt by tennisson May 16, 2011
Squigish
To the Max to the extreme times ten can be either used in good or bad situations. (This word depends on your tone of voice on how its said) This word also can also be used as a substitute word,
Good Example: That Ice Cream is the squigish!
Bad Example: Dude, that throw was so Squigish!(Throwing a ball)
Substitute Exmaple: That person was so (funny)squigish.
Take out the word funny and put in squigish
Bad Example: Dude, that throw was so Squigish!(Throwing a ball)
Substitute Exmaple: That person was so (funny)squigish.
Take out the word funny and put in squigish