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a squid penis.

came to life because of the manga for splatoon, where squinis is often shown.
lemme slurp that squinis”
squinis by squinis June 29, 2019
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squeenis 

A penis that is so similar in length and width, that it appears to be square.
John's squeenis could not go into Stacy's hole, because the square peg does not fit into the round hole.
squeenis by Never Let It Go September 25, 2005

Squeenish 

adjective - The art of being a cliche plot device whore. (See also: Squeenix)

adverb - Squeenishly
-Garland sent the 4 fiends to the present from 2000 years ago so that they could be defeated and he could gain there power in a Squeenish time loop.

-Cecil is a Dark Knight and Squeenishly becomes a Paladin. He's also, Squeenishly enough, from the moon and Golbez's brother.

-When she was defeated, Ultamecia used the last bit of her power to go back in time and pass on her powers to Edea, Squeenishly sealing her fate in the first place.

-Tidus was from a Squeenish dreamworld.
Squeenish by Bo the Destroyer December 10, 2004
1) A squirrel penis.
2) the small grey hairy anatomy of a male squirrel.
While walking down the street on a sunny day I felt a drop hit my head. I looked up at the tree and there was a squirrel shaking the last few drops of urine from its "squenis".
Squenis by Jismo4 July 23, 2013
A penis that is rather square in shape, or as wide as it is long.
This came from an online discussion where someone claimed their penis was short, but almost as wide in diameter, leading to questions of "you have a square penis?" before someone remarked "A Squenis?!" The word stuck from that point.
squenis by Ophiuchus July 29, 2005
A square penis.
A squinis can only fit inside of a squagina (square vagina)
Dude, Jill told me Brendan has a squinis, so they couldnt bang!

Because of her squagina, Linda Tripp imports only squinis.
Squinis by Linda Tripp April 5, 2011