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The group of scientists at the Jeffersionian Institute which FBI Agent Seely Booth calls "squints"
by gleekgirl97 September 15, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A person who only ventures outside their room for compulsory activity or food. Generally wears green clothing and doesn't lift.
Hey Parker, check out that massive squint Waldon over there
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1) geek.
2) extremely intelligent person who lacks social skills.
3) derogatory term for such people that stereotype them as people who examine things very closely and look down on others that are not as intellectually intelligent.
4) a nickname for scientists, who "squint" a lot in their work
"The squints were assigned to examine the body very closely to find out clues about how the person was killed."

Often said in the TV Show, Bones.
by Arkaxow April 01, 2007
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The man in Sandlot which is one of the greatest movies of all time. He made out with Wendy Peffercorn becuase he has giant balls. Then he boned her when he grew up.
Squints is the man. that's it.
by Peter Bradley January 20, 2005
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Not having the eyes completely open.

Can also mean to look for something that may or may not be there. This definition is mainly used in fanfiction.
There are hints of slash in that oneshot if you squint.
by camilleeee August 04, 2007
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to be incapable of opening one's eyes more than just a slit. May result from constant exposure to smoke, i.e. in the case of a pothead, or in the event of being struck in the face by a piece of citrus fruit at high velocity.
The stoner squinted at me after I pegged him in the face with an orange.
by jaw5 November 04, 2005
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