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A penis that is rather square in shape, or as wide as it is long.
This came from an online discussion where someone claimed their penis was short, but almost as wide in diameter, leading to questions of "you have a square penis?" before someone remarked "A Squenis?!" The word stuck from that point.
squenis by Ophiuchus July 29, 2005
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n. a penis that has the texture of a squid; not erect; flacid
Che le le is so ugly she's only seen squenis.
Squenis by lil' rin rin November 10, 2008
n. A penis that has the texture of a squid; a flacid penis.
Che le le is so ugly she's only seen squenis.
Squenis by lil' rin rin November 10, 2008
Squenis (squirrel Penis)
Stop acting like such a Squenis.
Squenis by ElmoOfFire March 21, 2022
a squid penis.

came to life because of the manga for splatoon, where squinis is often shown.
“lemme slurp that squinis”
squinis by squinis June 29, 2019
Word used to describe the bastard company formed when Squaresoft merged with enix. Generally observed as a bad move on either company's part.
Can you believe the crappy games that Squenix is putting out?
squenix by Whearp February 3, 2004
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