squintsquirt

Masturbating over porn on a mobile phone.

Dude, that wank was terrible last night. My computer was broken so I had a squintsquirt instead. Think I strained my eyes.

by tennisson May 16, 2011

Squidsquirting

Squidsquirting occurs when you get a tattoo on the underside of your penis, and you suddenly ejaculate

I was getting a tattoo on my frenulum last week, and they had me squidsquirting!

by Xandiloquence bizzare August 19, 2024