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squintsquirt
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Masturbating
over
porn
on a
mobile phone
.
Dude, that wank was
terrible
last night
. My
computer
was broken so I had a squintsquirt instead. Think I strained my eyes.
squintsquirt
by
tennisson
May 16, 2011
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