squanis 

When a dude has a square shaped penial gland.

Bill: I had to break it off with my gf.

Todd: why?
Bill: I was to edgy.

Todd: but you're so chill.

Bill: No I mean like my dick. It's a square. I have a squanis.

Todd: the fucks a squanis?
Bill: look it up in urban dictionary.

Todd:(looks it up) JESUS CHRIST!

squanis by Space Punk! May 15, 2016

squinis 

a squid penis.

came to life because of the manga for splatoon, where squinis is often shown.

“lemme slurp that squinis”

squinis by squinis June 29, 2019

squanson 

Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.

Laura was surprised when I stuck it in her ass and she tried to squanson me.

squanson by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008

Squamish 

The Area Between Vancouver And Whistler That Has A Mcdonalds and that one guy

We Stopped At Squamish For A Burger On The Way To Whistler

Squamish by Chris October 25, 2004

Squenis 

1) A squirrel penis.
2) the small grey hairy anatomy of a male squirrel.

While walking down the street on a sunny day I felt a drop hit my head. I looked up at the tree and there was a squirrel shaking the last few drops of urine from its "squenis".

Squenis by Jismo4 July 23, 2013

squadisimo 

The sound that is said by a person who striking another person with spaghetti at a high speed.

"Squadisimo!" he yelled as he slapped him with his spaghetti.

squadisimo by Axel Tension June 25, 2021

squenis 

A penis that is rather square in shape, or as wide as it is long.

This came from an online discussion where someone claimed their penis was short, but almost as wide in diameter, leading to questions of "you have a square penis?" before someone remarked "A Squenis?!" The word stuck from that point.

squenis by Ophiuchus July 29, 2005