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Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"
Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015
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studette 

the female version of a stud. a girl that can get any guy she wants, is incredibly good looking, has an amazing personality and is overall awesome at life.
laura s and rebecca n are studettes

check out those girls they are totally studettes

squitters 

Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.
I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.
squitters by Just Joe September 7, 2003

Squirtter 

A woman who ejaculates during orgasm. Usually in copious amounts with great force.
Why's the bed so wet?

Dude, your mom is totally a squirtter...!
Squirtter by crbdth December 30, 2009

Squitter chuckles 

You laugh so hard you squitter your pants.
I had the squitter chuckles when John told me that joke.

Studette 

an extremely good looking woman with high sex appeal that is also very intelligent? A woman who is likely an 8-10/ 10 in looks and can attract lots of high status young muscular males.
She’s out of your league bro, she’s a total Studette.
Studette by kennclie August 29, 2019