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Squidgiter

" Let's play " asked Don." No" replied Jack. " You're such a squidgiter you haven't even taken a shower in a week " said Don.
by Degasour monster October 19, 2016
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squidgits

Abreviation of Squidgy Digits. A person with fat fingers.
His squidgits were so huge i thought they were sausage rolls
by vallantho September 5, 2008
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Squidgerydidge

To go into a store without the intention to buy anything.
"Can I help you with anything?"
"No hanks, I'm just having a squidgerydidge."
by ThatGuyWhoAteATaco December 27, 2013
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powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.
Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.
by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010
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squidger

A hybrid of a badger and a squirrel. The squidger posseses the bushy tail, agility and cunning of the squirrel with the stripy black and white coat of the badger.
Did you see that squidger, it just stole one of my Brazil nuts!
by Caroline P July 31, 2005
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Squidgereedoo

Verb.

Action.

To have a look around.

Pronounced: "squidge-er-ee-doo"

Term originally coined by Carl Barron.

Synonyms: browse, peruse, meander.
*in some form of shop environment*

Sales clerk:"Hello Mr. Shopper Man, would you like assistance?"

Mr. Shopper Man: "nah thanks mate, just having a squidgereedoo".
by MR HAMPTON June 6, 2019
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squidgit

Pronunciation: Ss-kweh-D-git (n,v)
Literally: To squeeze and simultaneously fidget involuntarily. Usually used in conjunction with sexual maneurisms, ie contracting vaginal muscles while involuntarily gyrating.
Did she squidgit?
Is she a squidgit?
by GaliemVaelant November 12, 2005
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