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Squillence
Squillence is the proper way to say science. If you're an intellectual individual you would understand the sheer brain power used while saying this. It boosts your IQ by like actually googleplex.
Person 1: oof how was squillence? I heard you had ms fauxellen.
Person 2: Ugh she has no clue what she's doing. I could probably do a better job.
Person 2: Ugh she has no clue what she's doing. I could probably do a better job.
Squillence by chillychizz November 26, 2018
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squidence • squedence • Sexidence • Squeence • squidette • Squidfaced • squidnice • Squidonkey • Squidulence • Squiener
Squidulence
"Squidulence" is the term used for the mild level of diarrhoea axperienced when intermittently, farts just cannot be trusted!
Have you seen "X' today? He was supposed to see me down the pig & whistle for lunch but never showed up?
Ahhh yeah I heard he's got crippling squidulence. Tried to slip one out in the co-op and had to leg it home.
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Mate, I honestly am not going near the reduced sushi at Morrisons, it legit makes me squidulent
Ahhh yeah I heard he's got crippling squidulence. Tried to slip one out in the co-op and had to leg it home.
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Mate, I honestly am not going near the reduced sushi at Morrisons, it legit makes me squidulent
Squidulence by Scandi-seeker October 17, 2021
Sexidence
A night full of super sexy bad decisions; usually after being intoxicated at a big party, rave, or festival.
Sexidence by egyptiangirl42 May 30, 2019
Squiener
half of a hot dog cut to have 6 tenacles, resembling a squid, yet the tentacles seem to have wieners at the ends of their hot dog tentacles.
Squiener by squienerlover2 February 6, 2023
dirty squidnney
dirty squidnney by hahaimgay April 15, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026