spumpking

Similar to a blumpkin, but the blower is a chronic Zyn user and the reciever is eating an apple

Oh yeah she was caught spumpking and got sentenced for life in prison.

spumpking by heheyep March 19, 2024

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Shumpkin

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

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As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

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Another name for a dwarf or midget or small person

look over there at that stumpling riding a three legged donkey

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A swumpkin is the offspring of a Frankenstein swede and a pumpkin. It is about 3/8 pumpkin, 3/8 swede and 2/8 Frankenhuman.

"Hey. I'm a swumpkin!" said the pumpkin-swede-Frankenhuman baby.

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When a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest while sperming on her face.

I finally got done spumpin' that girl last night after I worked up a huge steamer.

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eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago

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