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Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower
Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.
Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010
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Shumpkin 

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!
Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair
Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

Stumpling 

Another name for a dwarf or midget or small person
look over there at that stumpling riding a three legged donkey
Stumpling by possiblylewisholms April 22, 2015

Swumpkin 

A swumpkin is the offspring of a Frankenstein swede and a pumpkin. It is about 3/8 pumpkin, 3/8 swede and 2/8 Frankenhuman.
"Hey. I'm a swumpkin!" said the pumpkin-swede-Frankenhuman baby.

spumpin' 

When a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest while sperming on her face.
I finally got done spumpin' that girl last night after I worked up a huge steamer.
spumpin' by Nasty Nate2 April 24, 2009

shumping 

to hump with the shins
eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago
shumping by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008