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spumpin' 

When a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest while sperming on her face.
I finally got done spumpin' that girl last night after I worked up a huge steamer.
spumpin' by Nasty Nate2 April 24, 2009
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shumping 

to hump with the shins
eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago
shumping by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008

slumpington 

The place one goes when slumped, where immediately after they are not conscious. Presumed to be a fictional location
Wow, last night during that fight I took that guy to slumpington!
slumpington by Joseppi Lucasio April 6, 2017

Scumping 

Playing call of duty out of your mind and wrecking kids just like professional gamer Scump.
I’m Scumping, I’m Scumping.

I just Scumped those kids for the dub, let’s goooooooooo!!!!
Scumping by BobbyBabushka May 1, 2020

skumping 

The act of skateboarding long distances over flats and inclines without touching foot to ground, using perpetual surf-like pumping motions, sometimes switching between "goofy" and "standard" pump stances. Longboards for Skumping are generally in the 36" - 43" length range with 25"+ wheelbases, longer than skateboards used in Giant Slalom racing.
"That dude's skumping uphill!"

"We just finished a 10 mile skump session!"
skumping by James Peters January 21, 2006

Skumping 

The act of taking a dump while on Skype.
Admit it, you have found yourself on the phone while on the crapper. Skumping is the evolution of this act.
Skumping by Miami_Bach_Party January 22, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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