Sumpkin

Receiving Fellatio While Defecating Into a Cellar Sump Pump

Did you hear about Adams basement?
No, what about it?
That ugly bitch Rob brought to the party gave him a “Sumpkin” and it fucking reeks!

Sumpkin by Krzysiek6891 October 16, 2008

Sumpkin

Sumpkin the guy who eats peanut butter with his fist.

Person 1:Oh no it's him...

Person 2:Who?

Person 1:Sumpkin :'(

Sumpkin by Sumpkinwithroses April 15, 2020

Sumpkin

Sumpkin the guy who eats peanut butter with his fist.

Person 1:Oh no it's him...

Person 2:Who?

Person 1:Sumpkin :'(

Sumpkin by Sumpkinwithroses April 15, 2020

Sumpkin

while occasionally referring to a disturbing sexual act, can also be used to describe well-dressed, hilarious, drunken individuals in the southeastern United States; see: frat-star.

Man those fraternity guys sure are sumpkins.

Sumpkin by fratdaddyUT November 17, 2009

Sumpkin

69 while the guy takes a shit. He holds her up to his face while he eats it up. And girl is doing her thing.

“Babe, what if we tried to sumpkin to spice things up?”

Sumpkin by Tonster Bonester March 30, 2025

simpkin 

The Anglo-Indian word for champagne, coined in the 1800s.

Also spelled “simkin”.

James: Let’s open a bottle of simpkin to celebrate!
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.

simpkin by wordchest May 1, 2020

simpkin 

easy to understand or deal with

synonyms:simple

Eugene is such a noob in madden. Beating him was simpkin.

simpkin by bazeballboy5757 October 11, 2008