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Spermicidal Lube 

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina
guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

spermicide 

Something used to kill sperm primarily used to prevent pregnancy.
I didn't want to be pregnant, so my boyfriend used a spermicide when we had sex.
spermicide by Anonymous June 16, 2003

spermicide blonde 

An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature
Man check out that hair, it's Spermicide Blonde!

Spermsicle

A freezed condom full of sperm (flavor is optional)
- Dad, do we have ice cream?
- Sorry, we don’t. But i can offer you a spermsicle!
Spermsicle by the smartest one 69 January 14, 2020

Spermicus 

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.
Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!
Spermicus by way2go March 9, 2009

spermicide 

noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.
Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.
spermicide by mark86 March 5, 2007