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Spermicidal Lube 

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina
guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

spermicide 

Something used to kill sperm primarily used to prevent pregnancy.
I didn't want to be pregnant, so my boyfriend used a spermicide when we had sex.
spermicide by Anonymous June 16, 2003

spermicide blonde 

An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature
Man check out that hair, it's Spermicide Blonde!

Spermsicle

A freezed condom full of sperm (flavor is optional)
- Dad, do we have ice cream?
- Sorry, we don’t. But i can offer you a spermsicle!
Spermsicle by the smartest one 69 January 14, 2020

Spermicus 

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.
Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!
Spermicus by way2go March 9, 2009

spermicide 

noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.
Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.
spermicide by mark86 March 5, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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