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Not mandatory; A decision can be made in this situation.

Watching TV is more often than not optional.

Optional by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

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optional

Fuck OWL!

At Vanderbilt, optional means NOT OPTIONAL and not optional means NOT OPTIONAL (aka required).

1) Check your OWL grade because you just got screwed because you didn't do the OPTIONALS!

optional by Chemisty's bitch (beau-neur) December 12, 2004

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OptionAl

No option orders to comply specifically for people named Al. Not to be confused with the word optional which is meant for everyone else.

Failure is not an OptionAl.

OptionAl by SprinklesofKnowledge October 11, 2021

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Optional Requirement

The absurd concept of defining something that must be, when it might not.

Self contradicting term used by fucking idiots.

Malformed phrase created from the terms optional and requirement

Let's put the Video stuff in an appendix since they're an Optional Requirement set.

Optional Requirement by SmokerSmurf April 9, 2010

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optional fact

maintained as factual yet bereft of truth

truthiness synonym

wikipedia is comprised of optional facts. see also kgb youtube.com/watch?v=hoyrMhZFdmY

optional fact by wiki*dia May 19, 2013

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Optional Lesbian

Characters in a video game that the player character of any gender can date

Damn, Stardew Valley has so many Optional Lesbians.

Optional Lesbian by Biggleman May 29, 2018

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Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

Optional Toilet Paper by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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