Spermicus

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.

Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!

Spermicus by way2go March 9, 2009

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hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

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This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

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Something used to kill sperm primarily used to prevent pregnancy.

I didn't want to be pregnant, so my boyfriend used a spermicide when we had sex.

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Used like 'serious', in an expression of disbelief. Very ghetto, originates from the genuine ghetto gangsta flicks

Rob Lewis: I just did some hardcore turtle licking on my boyfriend last night!

Sexy Adam: Sperious man!? I always knew you were bent...

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An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature

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A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

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