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Spermicus 

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.
Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!
Spermicus by way2go March 9, 2009
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hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

Spermicidal Lube 

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina
guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

spermicide 

Something used to kill sperm primarily used to prevent pregnancy.
I didn't want to be pregnant, so my boyfriend used a spermicide when we had sex.
spermicide by Anonymous June 16, 2003
Used like 'serious', in an expression of disbelief. Very ghetto, originates from the genuine ghetto gangsta flicks
Rob Lewis: I just did some hardcore turtle licking on my boyfriend last night!

Sexy Adam: Sperious man!? I always knew you were bent...
Sperious by rob lewis May 13, 2005

spermicide blonde 

An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature
Man check out that hair, it's Spermicide Blonde!

spermies 

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.
*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!
spermies by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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