Definitions by jtcjr13

Cumkabob 

A tasty treat that consists of male and female pubic hair balled up and stuck together with dried up cum. One of the many great products of the world famous Cumco.

Hey Randy, why don't you bring th wife and kids over later. Me and Sheila are grilling bratwurst and cumkabobs!

Cumkabob by jtcjr13 August 6, 2009

Semenitis 

A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.

Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.

Semenitis by jtcjr13 August 6, 2009

Barrel-O-Cum 

A fifty gallon barrel of steamy man smegma that is bought and traded on the open market. The demand of these barrel's directly reflects the amount of salty cum you may find in a rotten cunt's dirty mouth.

Hey Bob, did you see how much cum Wanda drank last night? It must have been at least a Barrel-O-Cum!

Barrel-O-Cum by jtcjr13 July 31, 2009

Cumzilla 

A large creature made entirely of cum. Walks the streets looking to victimize men and women by spraying them with super hot and sticky loads.

Look, it's Cumzilla, everyone run before it drowns us in salty jizz!

Cumzilla by jtcjr13 July 30, 2009

Cock Craving Cum Hound 

A woman who hunts for men that are willing to put there huge meat rockets in any bodily oriphus and then spray her down with gallons upon gallons of hot, sticky cum.

Hey Wendy, how was that gang bang last night? You are such a cock craving cum hound!

Cock Craving Cum Hound by jtcjr13 July 30, 2009

cumco 

a business that is totally deoted to the sale and distribution of cum

Hi Mary, I just bought a gallon of cum from cumco

cumco by jtcjr13 July 29, 2009

spermwich 

a delicacy in many european countries. composed primaraly of male ejaculate between two pieces of rye bread. toppings like pubic hair and vaginal discharge are often used for flavor.

Hey Viki, would anything else on your spermwich?

spermwich by jtcjr13 July 29, 2009