spermsicles 

A frozen treat made with human sperm.

Geoffrey loves those spermsicles.

spermsicles by flaghenshnauber August 1, 2006

Spermsicle

A freezed condom full of sperm (flavor is optional)

- Dad, do we have ice cream?
- Sorry, we don’t. But i can offer you a spermsicle!

Spermsicle by the smartest one 69 January 14, 2020

Spermicle 

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.

Julia is my spermicle.

Spermicle by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011

spermcicle 

Sperm that is frozen with the intent to impregnate a future babymama, wife, ho, bitch, slut, or any other member of the female persuasion.

Judy and Brad found a donor! They're going to bust his spermcicles out of the bank this weekend and try to squeeze out a pup by New Years.

spermcicle by Miss Sperm A-lot December 15, 2007

spermcicle 

Cock, Penis, Etc.

Suck my spermcicle biatch!

spermcicle by 666 September 7, 2003

spermcicles 

spermicals of the frozen variety.

"ugh its a hot day today, a spermcicle might cool me down ;) "

spermcicles by /mainframe July 30, 2004

Spermsicle

The product of placing a used condom flat in a freezer. The resulting frozen semen can then be consumed like a popsicle.

Nancy has a freezer full of spermsicles. She’s been feeding Joe pineapple for that extra fruity kick.

Spermsicle by Pete! The dog January 31, 2022