spermcicle 

Sperm that is frozen with the intent to impregnate a future babymama, wife, ho, bitch, slut, or any other member of the female persuasion.

Judy and Brad found a donor! They're going to bust his spermcicles out of the bank this weekend and try to squeeze out a pup by New Years.

spermcicle by Miss Sperm A-lot December 15, 2007

spermcicle 

Cock, Penis, Etc.

Suck my spermcicle biatch!

spermcicle by 666 September 7, 2003

Spermsicle

A freezed condom full of sperm (flavor is optional)

- Dad, do we have ice cream?
- Sorry, we don’t. But i can offer you a spermsicle!

Spermsicle by the smartest one 69 January 14, 2020

Spermicle 

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.

Julia is my spermicle.

Spermicle by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011

spermsicles 

A frozen treat made with human sperm.

Geoffrey loves those spermsicles.

spermsicles by flaghenshnauber August 1, 2006

Spermickle 

Similar to barnacles but small hard bits of sperm that stick to the insides of girls legs.

I woke up this morning with a pandemic-a-spermickles on me!

Spermickle by Sweeeeeen August 27, 2010

spermcricket

a person who craves cum

sarah is a little spermcricket

spermcricket by mrstiffy February 21, 2004