Spermsicle

A freezed condom full of sperm (flavor is optional)

- Dad, do we have ice cream?
- Sorry, we don’t. But i can offer you a spermsicle!

by the smartest one 69 January 14, 2020

Spermsicle

The product of placing a used condom flat in a freezer. The resulting frozen semen can then be consumed like a popsicle.

Nancy has a freezer full of spermsicles. She’s been feeding Joe pineapple for that extra fruity kick.

by Pete! The dog January 31, 2022

Spermicle

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.

Julia is my spermicle.

by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011

spermsicles

A frozen treat made with human sperm.

Geoffrey loves those spermsicles.

by flaghenshnauber August 1, 2006

spermcicle

Sperm that is frozen with the intent to impregnate a future babymama, wife, ho, bitch, slut, or any other member of the female persuasion.

Judy and Brad found a donor! They're going to bust his spermcicles out of the bank this weekend and try to squeeze out a pup by New Years.

by Miss Sperm A-lot December 15, 2007

Spermickle

Similar to barnacles but small hard bits of sperm that stick to the insides of girls legs.

I woke up this morning with a pandemic-a-spermickles on me!

by Sweeeeeen August 27, 2010

Semsicle

A popsicle made entirely of the male sex juice, semen. Semen is introduced, frozen, and then presented as an unsavory treat for the most unclean.

Jenn 's mouth and face look a bit dry. Give here one of my homemade semsicles.

by Topmen and topmen inc June 5, 2017