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Spermsicle

The product of placing a used condom flat in a freezer. The resulting frozen semen can then be consumed like a popsicle.
Nancy has a freezer full of spermsicles. She’s been feeding Joe pineapple for that extra fruity kick.
Spermsicle by Pete! The dog January 31, 2022

Spermicle 

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.
Julia is my spermicle.
Spermicle by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011

spermsicles 

A frozen treat made with human sperm.
Geoffrey loves those spermsicles.
spermsicles by flaghenshnauber August 1, 2006

spermcicle 

Sperm that is frozen with the intent to impregnate a future babymama, wife, ho, bitch, slut, or any other member of the female persuasion.
Judy and Brad found a donor! They're going to bust his spermcicles out of the bank this weekend and try to squeeze out a pup by New Years.
spermcicle by Miss Sperm A-lot December 15, 2007

Spermickle 

Similar to barnacles but small hard bits of sperm that stick to the insides of girls legs.
I woke up this morning with a pandemic-a-spermickles on me!
Spermickle by Sweeeeeen August 27, 2010

Semsicle 

A popsicle made entirely of the male sex juice, semen. Semen is introduced, frozen, and then presented as an unsavory treat for the most unclean.
Jenn 's mouth and face look a bit dry. Give here one of my homemade semsicles.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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