Spermsicle

- Dad, do we have ice cream?
- Sorry, we don’t. But i can offer you a spermsicle!

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The product of placing a used condom flat in a freezer. The resulting frozen semen can then be consumed like a popsicle.

Nancy has a freezer full of spermsicles. She’s been feeding Joe pineapple for that extra fruity kick.

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Spermicle

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.

Julia is my spermicle.

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A frozen treat made with human sperm.

Geoffrey loves those spermsicles.

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Sperm that is frozen with the intent to impregnate a future babymama, wife, ho, bitch, slut, or any other member of the female persuasion.

Judy and Brad found a donor! They're going to bust his spermcicles out of the bank this weekend and try to squeeze out a pup by New Years.

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Similar to barnacles but small hard bits of sperm that stick to the insides of girls legs.

I woke up this morning with a pandemic-a-spermickles on me!

Spermickle by Sweeeeeen August 27, 2010

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A popsicle made entirely of the male sex juice, semen. Semen is introduced, frozen, and then presented as an unsavory treat for the most unclean.

Jenn 's mouth and face look a bit dry. Give here one of my homemade semsicles.

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