Everything that comes with a Grand Slam put into a sandwich instead. They're very popular. You don't get a choice, you must be put down for one. Everyone gets Grand Slamwiches. They're very popular. Two eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some ham, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread all inside a sandwich.

Goddammit I want some pancakes!" "I can slip some pancakes inside your Grand Slamwich ;)" "eeeeewwwwww!

Grand Slamwich by Jadik May 3, 2011

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Ham Slamwiched

Ham Slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. Typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.

I was so ham slamwiched last night that I ate 3 burritos after going out to the bars.

Ham Slamwiched by greenmachine44 February 4, 2010

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Spammich

A spam sandwich.

Dude: hun, can you make me a spammich?
Chick: a what?
Dude: A spam sandwich

Spammich by Professor Jonny X July 24, 2011

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Samwich

Alternate way of saying Sandwich, however unlike a "Sandwich", which can mean anything that is placed in-between cooked dough, such as rolls,(ice cream sandwich, Submarine Sandwich, or even the burger), "Samwich" is distinct in that it refers to a sandwich that is made with "at least two slices of bread" often with cold meat; sometimes with lettuce, tomato, and/or cheese.

Though it uses sliced bread it is not always white bread, and can include whole grain or wheat.The bread can be coated with any condiments to enhance flavor& texture, and eaten with or without the crust. Samwiches are a popular lunch food, typically taken to work, school, or picnics as a packed lunch.

Not to be confused with "Samich", an alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'; or "sandwich wrap" which is made with flatbread. Or a manwich which is a Sloppy joe 'burger'.

The Iconic "Ham samwich"
Peanut butter & jelly samwich
Bologna samwich
Roast beef samwich
Club samwich,
Cucumber samwich
Toasted or grilled cheese samwich
English Samwich,
Tuna samwich
and sometimes Egg salad samwich(if it uses sliced bread)

Samwich by Sotesf November 10, 2013

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scamwich

The act of bribing someone with a tasty sandwich as payment for aiding in a strenuous/superfluous endeavor.

*Recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.*

Will: "Hey Mac, would you mind helping me load these 57 bags of concrete mix into my truck?"

Mac: "Are you serious!?! I've got other sh-"

Will:"There is a Publix Chicken Tender sub in it for you."

Mac: "Damn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, I'll help."

scamwich by JDMGio October 27, 2010