soccl

spinning on computer chair laughing

I soccl'd and hit my knee on the desk.

by spellmiester December 2, 2009

pick-up soccer

A game of soccer where anyone can join, usually there's no membership fees, no skill requirements and it's just for fun. It's just a bunch of strangers meeting together to play the greatest sport in the word.

Person A: Do you know where I can play soccer?
Person B: Yeah, there's pick-up soccer every Thursday at Lincoln Park.
Person A: Cool, thanks!

by JohnG Jacob May 28, 2009

SoCal Distancing

Getting away from coronavirus overload. Taking a break from all of the social media and tv news reports.

Bruh, I'm so sick of CNN and KCAL 9 news' doom and gloom reporting on the coronavirus, I'm going down to Del Mar for a little SoCal Distancing.

by Alex in East Los Angeles May 4, 2020

soccer mom reflex

A reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.

I could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when I heard another kid's mom getting on to my son. I snapped and said, "Oh, no, you didn't just point your finger at MY son!"

by Lil Momacita January 1, 2014

chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Soccer Faggot

Kids who think they're top shit because they play soccer, they say the world 'lad' a lot and often are quite aggressive. They think they're cool because they play soccer but they're not. They are always very cocky.

Hey Matthew look over there, there is Peter, Luca and Lucas playing soccer and being Soccer Faggots.

by imperialpigeon May 28, 2016

Soccer Skin

A bunch of sweaty 16 year old fuck boys that only play Fortnite that resulted from the unfortunate accidents of unplanned pregnancies.

Great another sweaty soccer skin. Might as well just leave the game.

by Hawkzyy December 20, 2018