Definitions by imperialpigeon

Blokeage 

Used to describe the male to female ratio at a given place.

If there's an overwhelming amount of men there, there's a lot of blokeage.

Wow Jono, there's a bit of blokeage about tonight.

Blokeage by imperialpigeon September 25, 2020

Blokeage 

When there is a lot of males around, there is a vast amount of blokeage in the area.

Used to describe the male to female ratio of a given area.

Hey Jono mate, what's the pub looking like tonight?

Bit of blokeage if i'm being honest.

Blokeage by imperialpigeon September 25, 2020

Pulling a vape boi 

To fake suicide, then to say you aren't dead and get angry because people are being rude to you after you made thousands of people believe that you slashed your wrists.

Hey Bengerman and Nova, I'm getting sick of Instagram so I might pull a vape boi, pulling a vape boi always works.

Pulling a vape boi by imperialpigeon August 3, 2016

Soccer Faggot 

Kids who think they're top shit because they play soccer, they say the world 'lad' a lot and often are quite aggressive. They think they're cool because they play soccer but they're not. They are always very cocky.

Hey Matthew look over there, there is Peter, Luca and Lucas playing soccer and being Soccer Faggots.

Soccer Faggot by imperialpigeon May 28, 2016