Snortable

if an item has a fine consistency, such as koolaid, pepper, or Jerusalem Artichoke, and can be snorted for considerable pleasure, the item is then deemed as "snortable"

Hey man, is this asian candy you bought snortable?
I dunno man, it kinda smells like butterflies, I wouldn't

by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009

Snortle

The sound which emanates from a cat when they go to town on their own arse.

Beth: Jesus, what's that sound?
Ron: Sounds like a snortle from your cat. Damn, he's really going for it over there.

by Mr B. Johnson April 27, 2020

Shortables

Not really shorts, but not really pants either.

Steve: Hey, Jake, those are some sweet shorts.

Jake: These aren't shorts, they're shortables.

by firsttimestarter October 19, 2018

snortle

The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.

1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*

by BeeCan November 7, 2006

Snortaine

Snortaine is is a synonym for cocaine, formed by the word-formation process "blending".

To snort + cocaine = Snortaine

Used in Stuttgart, Germany

"Hey whuzzup, blowin' some snortaine today?"

" Ahhh man,This is really high-end snortaine, *cogh cough*"

by minimalcat July 6, 2009

Shotable

A drink that’s not normally a shot, but one that actually can be a shot - if you can handle it. Usually the sign of someone who can handle their liquor.

Thats too big to be a shot - but it’s shotable!

by 99999ace June 17, 2018

Skrtable

To get away or skrt from a shitty or awkward situation

Girl: omg I just saw my ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend

Girl 2: omg that's so skrtable

by Preacher daughters November 29, 2016