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if an item has a fine consistency, such as koolaid, pepper, or Jerusalem Artichoke, and can be snorted for considerable pleasure, the item is then deemed as "snortable"
Hey man, is this asian candy you bought snortable?
I dunno man, it kinda smells like butterflies, I wouldn't
by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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Snortables refer to any and all drugs that can be snorted.
If you can't be bothered to name every powder you are carrying you just refer to it as snortables.
Example 1:
Tom: What snortables have you got lad?

Dealer: Got a few nice bags of M-cat and some beak that power!

Example 2:
Dave (Drunk, shouting at moving police van): PIGS! DIRTY FUCKIN' BASTARDS!

Ryan: Are you mad? Swerve that lad I have about 10 snortables on me you west head
by FlappedJoint September 09, 2012
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