Snortle

The sound which emanates from a cat when they go to town on their own arse.

Beth: Jesus, what's that sound?
Ron: Sounds like a snortle from your cat. Damn, he's really going for it over there.

by Mr B. Johnson April 27, 2020

snortle

The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.

1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*

by BeeCan November 7, 2006

Snortle

A laugh so enthusiastic it induces snorting.

Listening to Bill Hicks always makes me snortle.

by curtis meyer March 6, 2010

Snortle

A laugh that explodes from the nostrils.

"Casey Crawford likes to wear her high school cheerleading outfit and snortle in the mirror."

by Monsoon Ghunter February 17, 2017

snortle

swallowed phlegm after a more or less violent attempt into dislodging it.

1- All you'se getting for lunch is a wank and a snortle young man!

2- So me an' Jimbo here well we went fishing hey? *snortle* and we .....

by mastur[de]bator January 17, 2005

Snortle

New found pokemon who is known for her loud snorting. Also known as Snortler.

Guy 1: Did you just snort?

Guy 2: Oh no thats just my new pokemon Snortle.

by Snortler_c: July 2, 2011

snortle

When you're chuckling, but you accidentally snort out all of your coke.

Guy 1:hahahaaha that's so funny....

Guy 2:HAHAHAHAH OH SHIT MY COKE!

Guy 1:Goddamn, you snortled the last bit of my dime!

by BWhales September 9, 2010