Skip to main content

snorteled 

The exact moment when you fall asleep, snore loudly and startle yourself awake.
"Pop just snorteled himself so hard, he damn near fell outta his lazy boy. "
snorteled by 207iac September 3, 2016
Words you can keep

snorteled 

That moment when you fall asleep and snore loud enough to startle yourself awake.
"Dad just snorteled hard enough to scare himself damn near off the couch."
snorteled by 207iac July 27, 2016
The sound which emanates from a cat when they go to town on their own arse.
Beth: Jesus, what's that sound?
Ron: Sounds like a snortle from your cat. Damn, he's really going for it over there.
Snortle by Mr B. Johnson April 27, 2020

Snorkeldick

Originates from Son, Norway, where some freedivers constantly posed naked in public upon applying their wet suits. They were commonly known as Snorkelpikkene, which is the plural form of Snorkeldick in Norwegian.
Look at that Snorkeldick getting ready to dive in.
Look at those Snorkeldicks getting ready to dive in.
Snorkeldick by ShortSwing August 12, 2010

seattle snorkeler 

The Seattle Snorkeler is when you enter hyperspeed mode when giving a rim job or just licking out a girl (or man) and then blow into the vagina or anus to make bubbles come out.
Girl: Hey i want you to do the Seattle Snorkeler on me KYR SP33DY!!

SP33DY: Let me get Deluxe, Nobody, And Jahova to help!
The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.
1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*
snortle by BeeCan November 7, 2006

Snorelet 

The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle the whole fucking bed and knock the pictures off the walls.
It wasn't long before I heard the first snorelet, which sent me reaching for the earplugs.
Snorelet by Rollo & Biff January 7, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Next