The tightness of a woman's vagina. Various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a slut.
Sharon had a C-section in order to avoid loss of snatchlasticity.
Snatchola is the act of flashing ones snatch in a way to say hello.. Snatchola (snatch/hola) Snatch (sexual slang), a term for the vagina/ Hola is an interjection in Spanish language, equivalent to English hello.. aka The Spanish face mask is where one (female) surpises a mate by whippin her vagina out and putting it in the mates face..
Snatchola is the act of flashing ones snatch in a way to say hello.. such as Grace entered the room wearing no pants when her guest asked the reason of her exposed pussy her reply was "its just my Snacthola" it just wanted to say hi hearing this her guest where happly surpised and began to have ABC party..(Anything But Clothes)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.