snatchlasticity

The tightness of a woman's vagina. Various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a slut.

Sharon had a C-section in order to avoid loss of snatchlasticity.

by Rodger Jordan March 30, 2006

snatchlasticity

Elasticity of the vagina. A portmanteau of snatch and "elasticity."

"More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity" -- Fark.com headline, 30 March 2006.

by Nutrimat April 20, 2006

snatchlasticity

the elasticity of a woman's snatch specifically in reference to the speed at which it regains tightness after a natural birthing. can be improved by doing kegel exercises. first known usage in a discussion thread regarding cesarian sections on fark.

my girl's got mad snatchlasticity; one week after junior popped out, she was tight as ever.

by lawbot July 28, 2008

snatchlasticity

The elasticity of the vagina, especially after childbirth.

I had a C-section to preserve maxmimum snatchlasticity

by Ulatoh April 20, 2006

snatchlasticity

The tightness of a womans vagina; ability for vagina to bounce back to tightness after much use, or pregnancy

"Her snatchlasticity was good a few weeks after birth, though it helped that the baby was premature and had a small, misshapen head."

by The Crucial April 20, 2006

snatchlasticity

The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by cnut stolen April 23, 2006

snatchlasticity

having superb vaginal muscle control.

Karen's husband did not cheat on her because, even after the birth of the twins, she maintained such marvelous snatchlasticity.

by Peri Mason May 25, 2006