snatchlasticity 

The tightness of a woman's vagina. Various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a slut.

Sharon had a C-section in order to avoid loss of snatchlasticity.

snatchlasticity by Rodger Jordan March 30, 2006

snatchlasticity 

Elasticity of the vagina. A portmanteau of snatch and "elasticity."

"More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity" -- Fark.com headline, 30 March 2006.

snatchlasticity by Nutrimat April 20, 2006

Snatchlasticity 

The measure of tightness of a woman's vagina.

That woman has slept around so much she's lost all her snatchlasticity. Like throwing hot dog down a hallway.

Snatchlasticity by just some random guy July 24, 2008

snatchlasticity 

the elasticity of a woman's snatch specifically in reference to the speed at which it regains tightness after a natural birthing. can be improved by doing kegel exercises. first known usage in a discussion thread regarding cesarian sections on fark.

my girl's got mad snatchlasticity; one week after junior popped out, she was tight as ever.

snatchlasticity by lawbot July 28, 2008

snatchlasticity 

The elasticity of the vagina, especially after childbirth.

I had a C-section to preserve maxmimum snatchlasticity

snatchlasticity by Ulatoh April 20, 2006

snatchlasticity 

The tightness of a womans vagina; ability for vagina to bounce back to tightness after much use, or pregnancy

"Her snatchlasticity was good a few weeks after birth, though it helped that the baby was premature and had a small, misshapen head."

snatchlasticity by The Crucial April 20, 2006

snatchlasticity 

The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

snatchlasticity by cnut stolen April 23, 2006