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The tightness of a woman's vagina. Various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a slut.
Sharon had a C-section in order to avoid loss of snatchlasticity.
by Rodger Jordan March 30, 2006
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Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
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Elasticity of the vagina. A portmanteau of snatch and "elasticity."
"More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity" -- Fark.com headline, 30 March 2006.
by Nutrimat March 30, 2006
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the elasticity of a woman's snatch specifically in reference to the speed at which it regains tightness after a natural birthing. can be improved by doing kegel exercises. first known usage in a discussion thread regarding cesarian sections on fark.
my girl's got mad snatchlasticity; one week after junior popped out, she was tight as ever.
by lawbot March 30, 2006
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The elasticity of the vagina, especially after childbirth.
I had a C-section to preserve maxmimum snatchlasticity
by Ulatoh March 30, 2006
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The tightness of a womans vagina; ability for vagina to bounce back to tightness after much use, or pregnancy
"Her snatchlasticity was good a few weeks after birth, though it helped that the baby was premature and had a small, misshapen head."
by The Crucial March 30, 2006
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