snatchflaps

Female genitalia, labia.

Sorry darling I can't come out tonight I'm waxing my snatchflaps.

by Greenhenry August 2, 2007

snatchlasticity

The tightness of a woman's vagina. Various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a slut.

Sharon had a C-section in order to avoid loss of snatchlasticity.

by Rodger Jordan March 30, 2006

snatchlasticity

Elasticity of the vagina. A portmanteau of snatch and "elasticity."

"More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity" -- Fark.com headline, 30 March 2006.

by Nutrimat April 20, 2006

Snatchlasticity

The measure of tightness of a woman's vagina.

That woman has slept around so much she's lost all her snatchlasticity. Like throwing hot dog down a hallway.

by just some random guy July 24, 2008

snatchlasticity

the elasticity of a woman's snatch specifically in reference to the speed at which it regains tightness after a natural birthing. can be improved by doing kegel exercises. first known usage in a discussion thread regarding cesarian sections on fark.

my girl's got mad snatchlasticity; one week after junior popped out, she was tight as ever.

by lawbot July 28, 2008

snatchblaster

A vibrator used for female masturbation.

When I walked in, I found Tammy splayed out on the floor with her snatchblaster knuckles-deep in her glory hole.

by R. Ben Adams December 12, 2008

snatchlasticity

The elasticity of the vagina, especially after childbirth.

I had a C-section to preserve maxmimum snatchlasticity

by Ulatoh April 20, 2006