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snatchlasticity 

The tightness of a woman's vagina. Various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a slut.
Sharon had a C-section in order to avoid loss of snatchlasticity.
snatchlasticity by Rodger Jordan March 30, 2006

snatchlasticity 

Elasticity of the vagina. A portmanteau of snatch and "elasticity."
"More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity" -- Fark.com headline, 30 March 2006.
snatchlasticity by Nutrimat April 20, 2006

Snatchlasticity 

The measure of tightness of a woman's vagina.
That woman has slept around so much she's lost all her snatchlasticity. Like throwing hot dog down a hallway.

snatchlasticity 

the elasticity of a woman's snatch specifically in reference to the speed at which it regains tightness after a natural birthing. can be improved by doing kegel exercises. first known usage in a discussion thread regarding cesarian sections on fark.
my girl's got mad snatchlasticity; one week after junior popped out, she was tight as ever.
snatchlasticity by lawbot July 28, 2008

snatchblaster 

A vibrator used for female masturbation.
When I walked in, I found Tammy splayed out on the floor with her snatchblaster knuckles-deep in her glory hole.
snatchblaster by R. Ben Adams December 12, 2008

snatchlasticity 

The elasticity of the vagina, especially after childbirth.
I had a C-section to preserve maxmimum snatchlasticity
snatchlasticity by Ulatoh April 20, 2006
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