snatchpaper

When going down on a girl that used to shave, but hasn't in a few days, the stubble becomes 'snatchpaper' and hurts the tongue.

Naomi had badddd snatchpaper, I swear I cut my tongue.

by AndySucks December 13, 2005

Snatchmaker

A person who sets you up with a girl who is dtf

"I just got dumped, so my friend Jason played snatchmaker and got me some pussy."

by hmg123 February 15, 2009

Snatchmaker

Someone who hooks guys up to get laid. Similar to a matchmaker who sets up long term relationships, a snatchmaker is for one purpose only.

I am having a hardtime hooking up with girls - need me a snatchmaker to line me up with an easy chick.

by Vegas Blue June 11, 2016

Snatchatera

The vaginia of an attractive young lady that is far less attractive than she is. A Snatchatera can be shaved with nics, cuts, or rashes. It can be hairy like a beavers asshole and hide a young ladies actual genetiala. There are many varitaions of the Snatchatera but none of them are good. Sometimes smell can be the culprit of snatchatera, as well as beef flaps, or just a general lack of upkeep. Nevertheless Snatchatera is no fun.

I brought home Jenna the other night and she's got total Snatchatera going on in the pantilones. Really I almost blew chunks when she made me go downtown julie brown.

by dirty mcnasty June 4, 2010