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Snatchmaker 

A person who sets you up with a girl who is dtf
"I just got dumped, so my friend Jason played snatchmaker and got me some pussy."
Snatchmaker by hmg123 February 15, 2009
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Snatchmaker 

Someone who hooks guys up to get laid. Similar to a matchmaker who sets up long term relationships, a snatchmaker is for one purpose only.
I am having a hardtime hooking up with girls - need me a snatchmaker to line me up with an easy chick.
Snatchmaker by Vegas Blue June 11, 2016

Snatchatera 

The vaginia of an attractive young lady that is far less attractive than she is. A Snatchatera can be shaved with nics, cuts, or rashes. It can be hairy like a beavers asshole and hide a young ladies actual genetiala. There are many varitaions of the Snatchatera but none of them are good. Sometimes smell can be the culprit of snatchatera, as well as beef flaps, or just a general lack of upkeep. Nevertheless Snatchatera is no fun.
I brought home Jenna the other night and she's got total Snatchatera going on in the pantilones. Really I almost blew chunks when she made me go downtown julie brown.
Snatchatera by dirty mcnasty June 4, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026