by buck November 29, 2004
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by Buck June 18, 2006
Get the crysturbate mug.The most American and least distinct of all 50 states, for better and for worse. A bit of everything from city, farm, suburb, decaying industry, new industry, colleges, malls, liberals, conservatives, etc. means that we have nothing that makes us really stand out. (Contrary to the POV of the person here who has some weird bitter vendetta about a car accident...if only we had a rep like Boston for bad drivers, at least that would be distinctive, but in reality we don't.) By the way, none of y'all can pronounce it right, which makes me think everyone here either just drove through once, or never got south of Akron or west of Athens.
by buck December 07, 2003
Get the Ohio mug.Eeb! Something of a random orientation. Can be used anytime, anywhere, for anything. Mostly used to annoy people, or to just be a complete westhead.
by Buck March 14, 2005
Get the Eeb! mug."you'd better shut up or i'll hit you in the gibbs!"
by buck February 19, 2004
Get the gibbs mug.1.) A female psychological disorder directly related to too much exposure to horse shit like "The View" "Oprah" and wing-nut societal archetypes that feel women must have children to be "complete."
2.) Yet another absurd ploy utilized by women to get men to marry them before their asses get too old - men are SO attracted to desperation. LOL
2.) Yet another absurd ploy utilized by women to get men to marry them before their asses get too old - men are SO attracted to desperation. LOL
"I need to know where this relationship is going because I'm 26 and my biological clock is ticking!"
Translation -
"I need to know if we're getting married because I am sick of giving BJ's and I'm ready to over eat like my married friends do!"
Translation -
"I need to know if we're getting married because I am sick of giving BJ's and I'm ready to over eat like my married friends do!"
by Buck June 20, 2004
Get the biological clock mug.Anything that is in aid of poking the tabbaco and weed concoction in a joint in order to compact the mix before twisting/sparking the joint. Usually thin, sometimes pin's are often useful if there is an 's' in the skins at the roach end. Best douffe to my knowledge - those screwdrivers you get in techdeck skate board packs.
by Buck March 14, 2005
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