Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Steek3636

erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

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A portmanteau of tiny and minute. This word suits the real estate business well, combining novelty with honesty.

I looked at a one bedroom condo today. At 400 square feet it was tinute.

Tinute by Steek3636 July 25, 2019

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A photographic portrayal of a random meal in the futile attempt to impress.

Dan took a foodagraph of his bacon sandwich to persuade his mother to stop banging on about veganism.

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From family room a room where various activities are pursued leading to outbursts of uncontrollable swearing as sporting teams fail to perform.

I watched Man U lose again in the profanity room.

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A failed attempt to spell irrelevant that created a whole new word, and possibly genus.

When designing a zoo worrying about lions entering the pachyderms inclosures may be errelephant.

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Frozen animal feces, often found in the yards and parks where dogs are exercised.

My backyard is knee deep in winturds. I really must clear them before the thaw.

Winturd by Steek3636 January 20, 2013

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