Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Steek3636

erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

A portmanteau of tiny and minute. This word suits the real estate business well, combining novelty with honesty.

I looked at a one bedroom condo today. At 400 square feet it was tinute.

Tinute by Steek3636 July 25, 2019

A photographic portrayal of a random meal in the futile attempt to impress.

Dan took a foodagraph of his bacon sandwich to persuade his mother to stop banging on about veganism.

From family room a room where various activities are pursued leading to outbursts of uncontrollable swearing as sporting teams fail to perform.

I watched Man U lose again in the profanity room.

A failed attempt to spell irrelevant that created a whole new word, and possibly genus.

When designing a zoo worrying about lions entering the pachyderms inclosures may be errelephant.

Frozen animal feces, often found in the yards and parks where dogs are exercised.

My backyard is knee deep in winturds. I really must clear them before the thaw.

Winturd by Steek3636 January 20, 2013