Steek3636's definitions

erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

by Steek3636 November 5, 2020

Shartmeister

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

by Steek3636 August 2, 2019

Tinute

A portmanteau of tiny and minute. This word suits the real estate business well, combining novelty with honesty.

I looked at a one bedroom condo today. At 400 square feet it was tinute.

by Steek3636 July 25, 2019

foodagraph

A photographic portrayal of a random meal in the futile attempt to impress.

Dan took a foodagraph of his bacon sandwich to persuade his mother to stop banging on about veganism.

by Steek3636 July 18, 2019

Profanity room

From family room a room where various activities are pursued leading to outbursts of uncontrollable swearing as sporting teams fail to perform.

I watched Man U lose again in the profanity room.

by Steek3636 December 29, 2018

Errelephant

A failed attempt to spell irrelevant that created a whole new word, and possibly genus.

When designing a zoo worrying about lions entering the pachyderms inclosures may be errelephant.

by Steek3636 July 16, 2018

Winturd

Frozen animal feces, often found in the yards and parks where dogs are exercised.

My backyard is knee deep in winturds. I really must clear them before the thaw.

by Steek3636 January 20, 2013