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snackretary

A secretary who frequently snacks while at work.
Mary: "Why does it sound like that person on the phone was talking with her mouth full?"
Lynn: "Because she is a snackretary."
snackretary by slackermeg September 6, 2009
A Snackret is a secret one keeps about snacks.. Typically this refers a stash of snacks one keeps hidden from other friends / family that they live with. Usually because these snacks / junk food wouldn’t last very long if everyone knew of their existence. The locations of these snacks are only shared with those closest and most trusted to the keeper of the snacks.
Me: Hey bro, I’m about to let you In on a snackret...

trusted friend: Oh shit.. you keep snackrets too?

Me: yeah man, I got to or the kids will eat all my munchies!

snackreligious 

The consumption of traditionally religious foods for non-religious reasons.

Also, the conversion of religious references into jokes involving food.
Joe: "Dude, when the priest wasn't looking, I ate a handful of the wafers."
Mike: "That's snackreligious, man."
Joe: "I was hungry, bro."

snackered 

when one has eaten too many snacks, resulting in fatigue
John fell asleep after attending the buffet. John was snackered
snackered by embassy filter July 15, 2014
See snizacktriznay

It's when you put four fingers (2 on each hand) in a bitches ass while banging her, once filthy you remove and and insert two in her mouth and two up her nose. Finally finish it off with a side of ranch (jizzle) on her cheek
snacktray by Anonymous March 26, 2003