snacktrek

A trek to get a snack, usually at some late hour of the night. This activity is preferably undertaken in an epic fashion, or better yet, while dressed as Spock.

"I was on this snacktrek at like 4am, and I saw a UFO landing in the yard! Too bad I couldn't find my camera."

snacktrek by namenotrequired February 19, 2010

snackretary

A secretary who frequently snacks while at work.

Mary: "Why does it sound like that person on the phone was talking with her mouth full?"
Lynn: "Because she is a snackretary."

snackretary by slackermeg September 6, 2009

snackret

A Snackret is a secret one keeps about snacks.. Typically this refers a stash of snacks one keeps hidden from other friends / family that they live with. Usually because these snacks / junk food wouldn’t last very long if everyone knew of their existence. The locations of these snacks are only shared with those closest and most trusted to the keeper of the snacks.

Me: Hey bro, I’m about to let you In on a snackret...

trusted friend: Oh shit.. you keep snackrets too?

Me: yeah man, I got to or the kids will eat all my munchies!

snackret by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) November 21, 2019

snackreligious 

The consumption of traditionally religious foods for non-religious reasons.

Also, the conversion of religious references into jokes involving food.

Joe: "Dude, when the priest wasn't looking, I ate a handful of the wafers."
Mike: "That's snackreligious, man."
Joe: "I was hungry, bro."

snackreligious by theangelinthemarble August 29, 2009

snackered 

when one has eaten too many snacks, resulting in fatigue

John fell asleep after attending the buffet. John was snackered

snackered by embassy filter July 15, 2014

snacktray

See snizacktriznay

It's when you put four fingers (2 on each hand) in a bitches ass while banging her, once filthy you remove and and insert two in her mouth and two up her nose. Finally finish it off with a side of ranch (jizzle) on her cheek

Give that slizzy a snizacktriznay!!

snacktray by Anonymous March 26, 2003

snacktray

See the definition for snizacktriznay

snacktray by Anonymous March 25, 2003