Snackrelige 

The act of consuming a snack or food earmarked for a designated dish, before the dish has been made.

Someone ate all the chips before the dip could be made. What a person commits such snackrelige!

Snackrelige by Barkingsatyr69 June 16, 2025

Sackreligious 

When an atheist follows his sack and pretends to be religious in order to penetrate a good Christian girl.

'Dude, I got sackreligious yesterday and devirginated this smoking hot Christian girl. I would have had absolutely no chance had she not thought that I loved Jesus....and had a knife.'

Sackreligious by Anonymous submissions December 19, 2017

Snackrilege 

The act of consciously defaming tasty party snacks.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna triscuit?

Person 2: God no, triscuits taste like week old ass.

Person 1: Bite your tongue blasphemer, I will not stand for such snackrilege!

Person 2: *flips bird*

Snackrilege by St.Charlatan March 8, 2010

snackreligious 

The consumption of traditionally religious foods for non-religious reasons.

Also, the conversion of religious references into jokes involving food.

Joe: "Dude, when the priest wasn't looking, I ate a handful of the wafers."
Mike: "That's snackreligious, man."
Joe: "I was hungry, bro."

snackreligious by theangelinthemarble August 29, 2009

snackriliege 

1)A greivous and heinous act commited against snacks. 2) A combination of snacks in flavours and or condiments that have no business being together defiling both.

He dumped the nacho table into the pool, and thus commited snackriliege at the party.

Ketchup on popcorn, that's snackriliege!!

snackriliege by ShoNuff77 December 3, 2010

sackreligious 

When women talk about hitting a guy in the nuts, and the guy winces because he doesn't even want to here about any conversation about his nuts unless the bitch is sucking on them.

My girlfriend was making some sackreligious comments, which made all the guys wince in pain.

sackreligious by Marco A Ram November 3, 2007

sacrelige 

An act of sacrilege that involves placing the sac on a person or object that is either relgious or considered to be religious.

"The placing of his scrotum on the image of ***** was an obscene gesture indeed...a sacrelige, to be more precise."

"My favorite kind of sacrelige involves living holymen."

sacrelige by Invisible Sandwich April 23, 2006