4 definitions by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch)
Incognoobrito - The act of pretending not to be at your keyboard the instant a known Noob enters the chat room.. This action will render you a ghost or otherwise un-recognizable to the offending newbie similar to being incognito.. Incognoobrito is a defense against the unwanted barrage of noobish questions that said newbie is about to spew forth to the first person he sees talking.
Man I was chatting it up with Becky and Fleet joined the chatroom... I totally had to go Incognoobrito to avoid talking to him!
by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) November 18, 2009
A Snackret is a secret one keeps about snacks.. Typically this refers a stash of snacks one keeps hidden from other friends / family that they live with. Usually because these snacks / junk food wouldn’t last very long if everyone knew of their existence. The locations of these snacks are only shared with those closest and most trusted to the keeper of the snacks.
Me: Hey bro, I’m about to let you In on a snackret...
trusted friend: Oh shit.. you keep snackrets too?
Me: yeah man, I got to or the kids will eat all my munchies!
trusted friend: Oh shit.. you keep snackrets too?
Me: yeah man, I got to or the kids will eat all my munchies!
by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) November 22, 2019
An epipenis is a surgically altered penis capable of being used as a bludgeoning weapon. Used primarily to combat the vaninja but also used as a weapon to crush the skulls of opponents standing in the way of its wielder. Commonly found wielded by those whom have given up on traditional world takeover tactics...
While brainstorming ideas to take over the world he heard a voice in his head tell him that the only way to properly do it would be to slay the vaninja's and bludgeon his opponents with the Epipenis..
by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) November 2, 2009
People on social networking sites such as facebook that sit around reading posts then proceeding to shit all over them. Typically seen when someone makes a post or status update containing some exciting news or an announcement. Then along comes the post pooper and posts something to destroy the mood of the post.
Ash: so I've decided I'm going back to school in the fall :)
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry · Comment · Like
Post Pooper: Hi ash... Not that my opinion counts for much however, proceed with caution. You have bitten off a lot lately. New job, new business (selling purses) and now school. I think you def go back if u want to go I just caution not to bite off more than u can chew all at once. Love ya
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry · Comment · Like
Post Pooper: Hi ash... Not that my opinion counts for much however, proceed with caution. You have bitten off a lot lately. New job, new business (selling purses) and now school. I think you def go back if u want to go I just caution not to bite off more than u can chew all at once. Love ya
by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) May 25, 2010