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snackretary

A secretary who frequently snacks while at work.
Mary: "Why does it sound like that person on the phone was talking with her mouth full?"
Lynn: "Because she is a snackretary."
snackretary by slackermeg September 6, 2009
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A Snackret is a secret one keeps about snacks.. Typically this refers a stash of snacks one keeps hidden from other friends / family that they live with. Usually because these snacks / junk food wouldn’t last very long if everyone knew of their existence. The locations of these snacks are only shared with those closest and most trusted to the keeper of the snacks.
Me: Hey bro, I’m about to let you In on a snackret...

trusted friend: Oh shit.. you keep snackrets too?

Me: yeah man, I got to or the kids will eat all my munchies!

snackerette 

Used to describe one who is short, and fits the description of the word “snacc”
Al: …you’re still hot though

Jo: Shutup no, I prefer Snackerette

Al: *Rolls eyes* okay
snackerette by TAJ1738 February 15, 2024