snackret

A Snackret is a secret one keeps about snacks.. Typically this refers a stash of snacks one keeps hidden from other friends / family that they live with. Usually because these snacks / junk food wouldn’t last very long if everyone knew of their existence. The locations of these snacks are only shared with those closest and most trusted to the keeper of the snacks.

Me: Hey bro, I’m about to let you In on a snackret...

trusted friend: Oh shit.. you keep snackrets too?

Me: yeah man, I got to or the kids will eat all my munchies!

snackret by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) November 21, 2019

sackretary 

The male counterpart to the common, whorish secretary. Categorized by his willingness to teabag with the testicles of his male boss. Can also be used for a male employee who figuratively and possibly litteraly sucks up to his male boss.

I see the CEO got himself a new sackretary, the old one must not have been putting out enough.

sackretary by rick328i March 31, 2008

snacketizer

A combination of 'snack' and 'appetizer'. Can fill either role. Generally finger food. Rather effeminate in origin.

Featured in the 5secondfilms video Bunny Brothers.

*Walks in with some plates of food items* Would anyone like some snacketizers?

snacketizer by Octogen October 23, 2011

Snackette 

(snack- et)
Like a snack. Somehow to the consumers taste, not quite a snack - Either smaller or healthier.

Danny: hmmm I'm abit peckish...
Lisa: What have you got in mind? How about a chocolate biscuit?
Danny: Nahh, I fancy a snackette...

Snackette by xx_lovely_xx May 16, 2011

Snacket 

The armpit of the knee

Dang my snacket really hurts right now

Snacket by Snacket April 18, 2020

snackretary

A secretary who frequently snacks while at work.

Mary: "Why does it sound like that person on the phone was talking with her mouth full?"
Lynn: "Because she is a snackretary."

snackretary by slackermeg September 6, 2009

sackretary 

A male secretary

Gary "hey dude, is your secretary hot?"
Paul "nope, we've got a sackretary - his name's Cecil”

sackretary by AsH II April 10, 2012