snackretary
Mary: "Why does it sound like that person on the phone was talking with her mouth full?"
Lynn: "Because she is a snackretary."
Lynn: "Because she is a snackretary."
snackretary by slackermeg September 6, 2009
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sackretary
The male counterpart to the common, whorish secretary. Categorized by his willingness to teabag with the testicles of his male boss. Can also be used for a male employee who figuratively and possibly litteraly sucks up to his male boss.
sackretary by rick328i March 31, 2008
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Suckretary
a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.
Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.
or
Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.
or
Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.
Suckretary by Reign City December 13, 2007
Suckretary
A totally inept coworker who can't handle the basics functions of living much less an important job working with the public.
"This is the fifth time she has jammed the copy machine today. Barb's office skills win her the suckretary of the year award.
Suckretary by She who must not be named ever September 3, 2010
slackretary
Mary: "Why aren't these papers on the charts yet?"
Sherry: "Gee, I don't know. Why don't you ask my slackretary over there!"
Sherry: "Gee, I don't know. Why don't you ask my slackretary over there!"
slackretary by Slackermeg September 2, 2009
slackertary
A secretary with a knack for not answering calls, misplacing documents, etc.
Depending on personality, this is deemed either incredibly irresponsible and/or lolztastic.
Depending on personality, this is deemed either incredibly irresponsible and/or lolztastic.
Boss: Did you fax the McHale office about the rescheduling?
Secretary: No, but I did beat Minesweeper on Expert.
Boss: OMG, you're such a slackertary.
Secretary: No, but I did beat Minesweeper on Expert.
Boss: OMG, you're such a slackertary.
slackertary by XJC December 14, 2009
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