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A secretary who frequently snacks while at work.

Mary: "Why does it sound like that person on the phone was talking with her mouth full?"
Lynn: "Because she is a snackretary."

snackretary by slackermeg September 6, 2009

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sackretary

The male counterpart to the common, whorish secretary. Categorized by his willingness to teabag with the testicles of his male boss. Can also be used for a male employee who figuratively and possibly litteraly sucks up to his male boss.

I see the CEO got himself a new sackretary, the old one must not have been putting out enough.

sackretary by rick328i March 31, 2008

Related Words

snackretary • sackretary • slackretary • Suckretary • slackertary

Suckretary

a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.

Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.

or

Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.

Suckretary by Reign City December 13, 2007

sackretary

A male secretary

Gary "hey dude, is your secretary hot?"
Paul "nope, we've got a sackretary - his name's Cecil”

sackretary by AsH II April 10, 2012

Suckretary

A totally inept coworker who can't handle the basics functions of living much less an important job working with the public.

"This is the fifth time she has jammed the copy machine today. Barb's office skills win her the suckretary of the year award.

Suckretary by She who must not be named ever September 3, 2010

slackretary

A secretary that specializes in slacking off or doing assigned duties in a leisurely way.

Mary: "Why aren't these papers on the charts yet?"
Sherry: "Gee, I don't know. Why don't you ask my slackretary over there!"

slackretary by Slackermeg September 2, 2009

slackertary

A secretary with a knack for not answering calls, misplacing documents, etc.
Depending on personality, this is deemed either incredibly irresponsible and/or lolztastic.

Boss: Did you fax the McHale office about the rescheduling?
Secretary: No, but I did beat Minesweeper on Expert.
Boss: OMG, you're such a slackertary.

slackertary by XJC December 14, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026