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john smoltz
Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.
john smoltz by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008
smointy
A fort or shelter contructed from miscellanious household items, primarily sofa cushions, blankets, chairs. It is used for games and social drinking. The name originates from the first person shooter Weirdies vs. Worm-King, in which Level 8 is based around the protection of a rudimentary shelter, led by King Smointy the Second, against minions of the Worm-King.
smointy by Tree Anenome November 5, 2009
Spoilt bitch syndrome (SBS)
A person (not necessarily female) who expects to have everything they want to have handed to them on a plate
The child next door has a bad case of spoilt bitch syndrome (SBS); I can hear regular screaming through the walls when something isn't exactly what the child wanted
Spoilt bitch syndrome (SBS) by JumboBrighton July 7, 2017
Smilte
Smilte is a young, kind, caring, beautiful yound lady and is celebrating her 17th birthday today. I miss Smilte very much, she makes my days more interesting, she can make me smile as much as she can make me angry. I want to make her feel speacial today or any other day (forever ever baby). You take a special place in my heart that no other person can take and I’m happy that it is you, that keeps my heart
You see that beautiful lady? That is Smilte. Be careful boys and ladiess, thaat hotie is taakeeeennnnn
Smilte by If you’re a bird, I’m a bird April 2, 2020
Spoilt brat
Someone who is given whatever they want whenever they want whilst also giving no regards to anyone’s financial status; they only care about personal financial gain.
Spoilt brat by Dblockasia August 6, 2019
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026